1.  You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.

2.  All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3.  And discover #1 is a lie.

4.  You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5.  You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6.  There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.